Saturday 14 April 2012

Asturian politics, the largest brothel you've ever heard of

There's an Asturian (and Galician, and Spanish...) expression that says: "X ye una casa putes" (X is a brothel) meaning (sort of) that X is a fucking senseless messy chaos full of corruption (sorry if the expression exists in English and this introduction is unnecessary).

Asturian politics have been a big brothel for decades, with two hyper corrupt political parties (psoe and pp) (managed by illiterate thugs pissing on the idiotic masses that rose them to power) allegedly alternating in power (though in fact they had a covert pact to share power an bounty) and bringing about the total decline of our economy, identity and collective moral. In the last year things got even worse, cause when a new party (apparently rather more respectful and more concerned about the problems or our land) entered the game and overthrew them from power, both parties joined ranks to preclude the new party from governing and force him to call early elections. These elections have been a complete catastrophe, probably the last nail in Asturies coffin, resulting in a far right political party (upyd) being the new key for misgoverning our land... the day after elections I felt deeply ashamed of being Asturian... along with a feeling of frustation and anger that I think not only won't fade with time, but will get deeper and deeper as these ultranationalist far right thieves plunder the country, deny our history and humiliate our culture and collective memory

This said, I thought I should share this hilarious image, if you can't fight something, at least try to laugh out loud at it. In the picture below, we've got a billboard for these last elections (unfortunately it's for one of the few parties for which I hold some respect, but in fact this makes the whole thing even more absurd and surrealistic) surrounded (the green and pink ones) by two adverts for 2 of the most popular brothels in Asturies. Funny and disgusting, isn't it? :-D

3 comments:

  1. UPyD Far Right? Cuentanos mejor about the Elvis and Model's plz

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    1. For Asturian interests upyd are far worse than most of the parties people associate with Far Right in Spain, they are Spanish ultranationalist, against any sort of federal state (one fucking Madrid to rule them all and prey on them all), neoliberal, pro bullfightning. It's a stinky burp from that corpse we never managed to bury properly named "España negra"

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  2. What's the most expensive of these 3 brothels?

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